(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-Oh, man!
I mean, when you... and then...
and then the other guy.
You see the look on his face?
"Oh, are you serious?"
(LAUGHING) Oh, dude,
we gotta do that again.
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
Where have you guys been?
We've been having
a bro weekend.
More like a...
ALL: ? Brocation! ?
Let me get some. Whoo!
Passing it on, baby!
? Work it , work it,
work it out ?
So what did you do
on this cation of the bros?
Sorry, Star, but
what happens on brocation,
stays on brocation.
I will say it was brosome.
Super brosome.
Man, it was bromazing.
Wow, you must be sick
of each other by now. I am.
No way, mama.
Nothing's better than
a few bros just bro-ing out.
-Which reminds me.
-(SQUEAKING)
Come on, bros, it's bath time!
(VOCALIZING)
Whoo! Whoo!
-(SIREN BLARING)
-Crime alert.
Dr. Light is loose
in Jump City,
there's no time to spare.
Sounds like we better
take the bro train.
All aboard! (HOOTING)
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga!
(BOYS HOOTING)
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga!
(BOYS HOOTING)
Okay. I can't deal with that.
I'll meet you guys over there.
Agreed. (CRASHING)
Oh, man, I am so amped
to smash Dr. Light's face in.
(GRUNTING)
Ha! Ha! Hyaa!
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(MUZAK PLAYING)
(THUDDING)
Huh? Elevator stopped.
No problemo.
I can fix it.
(DEVICE BEEPING)
Huh, no signal.
(CHUCKLING)
Hope we're not stuck.
Hyaa! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Whoo-ha!
You know what,
if I had to be stuck
in an elevator,
there's nobody
I'd rather be stuck with
than you guys.
-That's because we are...
-ALL: Elevator bros.
I'll have us out of here
in no time.
I know you will.
You are amazing, my friend.
You're part broman,
part brobot.
You're like a super Cybro.
You can fix anything.
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
I just wish I hadn't
drunk so much water
before we left.
Give it up, Dr. Light.
Your reign of terror is over.
Ah. Titans.
At long last, you shall
face your ultimate destruct...
Um, beg your pardon,
but where are the others?
They will be here soon.
For now, you'll have
to deal with us.
I'd really rather wait,
if it's all the same to you.
You see, this weapon
was designed to destroy
five people at a time.
You do understand.
Are you serious?
It really will be much more fun
with the whole gang present.
Fine. We'll wait.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
I really gotta go, bros.
And I really need
to pound some face.
(GROANING) I feel like
a caged tiger, bros.
And you do not cage a tiger.
Relax, bros, almost got it.
Just enjoy this
quality bro time.
Definitely!
Yeah. You're right.
-(STOMACH RUMBLING)
-(GROANS) Okay.
So, uh, what's up
with you and Starfire?
Uh, you know,
I'm playing it cool.
Taking it slow.
Girl touched my upper arm
six times this week.
Here, here, here,
here, here, and here.
So, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)
basically,
we're pretty much dating.
Man, how do you do it?
You are so cool.
Booyah! Going down
in three, two, one...
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(SIREN WAILING)
-(EXPLOSION)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
What was that?
I think you accidentally
set off the security
system I installed.
Well...
This might take
a little longer
than I thought.
Oh. (LAUGHING)
Argh!
(YAWNING)
Um, any word
from your friends?
I'm sure they'll be here soon.
I have always wondered,
how did you get the name
Dr. Light?
Oh, I couldn't tell,
it's too embarrassing.
Dang. Oh, well.
Oh, the prettiest of pleases.
Well, you see,
my real name is Arthur.
And when I was a child
I used to do this trick
for my mummy
that would light up her day.
Oh!
You must show us the trick.
Promise not to laugh?
I give you the swear
of my pinky.
And I don't laugh.
Very well then.
Oh, I can't believe
I am doing this.
It has been years.
Now. Pull my finger.
Ah, we know this trick.
We live with Beast Boy.
Just trust me.
(FANFARE)
(GASPS) The trick is adorable.
Amazing!
-Are you girls hungry?
-I could eat.
(WHIMPERING)
I can't do it.
Can't hold it much longer.
(WHIMPERS)
Whole world of crime
out there. (GRUNTS)
Here I'm stuck in an elevator.
Hyaa!
Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa!
I bet Batman's never been
stuck in an elevator.
Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa!
ROBIN:
You got it fixed yet, bro?
Would have been,
if you hadn't
installed all that
stupid security junk, bro.
Yeah? Well, I think
you just don't know
how to fix it, bro.
-Is that a fact?
-That is a fact, Jack.
I'm not your Jack, bro.
And I'm not your bro, Jack!
(WAILING) That's it!
I can't hold it
another second.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm going.
Not here! Not here!
-Here and now, bro!
-Don't do it!
It's happening.
Oh, yeah, there it goes.
-Come on, hold it in.
-Too late, bro.
Mmm.
Ah. Oh, oh, mmm.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
And...done. (SIGHS)
Oh, well.
That just happened.
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
Let's see.
No, no, this is on me, ladies.
-Oh, thank you, Arthur.
-My pleasure.
You know,
you're not such a bad guy.
Well, if you want
to see my dark side.
I do have
a devilish thought...
Dessert?
(SNARLS)
Caged tiger.
(GROWLING)
Must pounce. (GROWLING)
Stop saying you're a tiger.
You are not a tiger!
Just relax, bros.
Relax?
You just relaxed
all over the floor.
And don't you call me bro.
Bro-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Call me bro again. I dare you!
Don't you test me.
You think I've got
nothing left in the tank?
I'll do it again.
I will do it again.
That's it!
This tiger's claws are out!
(HISSING)
(GROWLING)
(ROARING)
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(EXCLAIMING)
Bro, you fixed it.
No, bro, you fixed it.
You can fix anything.
I love you bros. Bring it in.
Don't mind the wetness.
So, what were you gonna
do with that?
Well, in a nutshell,
it uses light
to super-heat the air
which in turn would
cause everyone to
instantly disintegrate.
(GIGGLING)
But it can also do this.
(GASPS) Ooh!
So very, very pretty.
This feels good,
not being evil.
What would you say
if I gave up my life of crime
and joined the Titans?
(GASPS)
Oh, that would be wonderful.
Then, from now on
I shall only use light
for good and entertainment.
That's great.
Ah. I truly feel today
is the first day
of the rest of my new li-- ow!
(GRUNTS) Too bad
the rest of your life
is going to be behind bars.
(HISSING)
-Wait.
-Stop!
(DR. LIGHT GROANING)
Welcome to the bro show, baby.
(CAWS)
Okay, it's my turn.
That's what
I'm talking about.
You like that, fool?
Save some for Cy.
Uh-huh. (IMITATES GUNFIRE)
Stay down.
You do not wanna get up.
Kablam!
(GROANING) You shall
pay for this, Titans.
Quickly!
Someone call the ambulance.
Let me get some.
Ooh, passing it on, baby.
? Work it, work it,
work it out ?
Don't worry, Arthur,
help is on the way.
Sounds like
we better take the bro train.
All aboard! (HOOTING)
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga!
(ALL HOOTING)